![]() ![]() “Wednesday Wisdom: There is no elevator to success you have to take the stairs.” “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” ― Will Rogers “A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.” ― Henry Ford “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” ― George Carlin “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” ― Audrey Hepburn “Making mistakes does not make you unworthy of love – it makes you human.” “Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.” ― Francis Bacon “How people treat you is their karma how you react is yours.” ― Wayne Dyer “The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.” ― Asian Proverbs “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A. “I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.” ― Gandhi “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” ― Woody Allen “If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” ― Irish Proverbs “Complicated problems always have the easiest and most wrong solutions.” Chances are you’ll end up working for one.” ― Bill Gates “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” ― Mark Twain Unless you can be Batman… Then better be Batman.” “If elections changed anything, they you be forbidden.” ― Kurt Tucholsky “I could be a morning person… if morning was sometime around noon.” “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” ― Charles Gordy “Why do we call it rush hour when nothing moves?” ― Robin Williams “Cause your facial expression to change – smile.” ― Catherine Pulsifer “Happen to things, don’t let things happen to you.” ― Stephen Covey “If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.” “The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much.” “Every time you find some humor in a difficult situation, you win.” “When a southern woman says “Oh hell no”. ![]() “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” ― Gene Brown “Common sense is a flow that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.” “It’s funny how nobody notices what you do until you don’t do it.” “An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.” “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.” ― Phyllis Diller It might like a kidney stone, but it will pass.” May I graduate well, and earn some Honors!” “If you all the rules, you miss all the fun.” ― Katharine Hepburn “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.” ― Tony Robbins “The key to being an awesome dad is aging without maturing.” “Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.” “Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.” “Marriage: An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.” “I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday!” “They that dance must pay the fiddler.” ― Scottish Proverb “It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.” ― Brigitte Bardot “If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?” “No one has ever become poor by giving.” ― Anne Frank “One fails forward toward success.” ― Charles Kettering “If overthinking situations burned calories, I’d be dead.” “Listen to your dreams – they are smarter than you are.” “It’s always too early to quit.” ― Norman Vincent Peale “Random acts of kindness make everyone feel better.” “Even monkeys fall from trees.” ― Japanese Proverbs “A laugh is a smile that bursts.” ― Mary H. “Cowboy Wisdom: Don’t squat with your spurs on.” “Never look back, there is nothing there for you.” “Surround yourself with tacos not negativity.” Don’t forget to check out our collection of really funny one-liners about life. You can download the free Funny Words of Wisdom Quotes PDF here and enjoy forwarding it your friends and family to make them laugh out loud and have a great time. These amusing words of wisdom are really funny and are relatable to married couples, lovers, students, new moms, brides, parents, children, and more and these wise quotes are really witty with a tinge of sarcasm to make you go ROFL. Laughter is the best medicine in life, and these funny inspirational wise words and quotes are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face. These quotes are a mix of funny, inspirational, encouraging, motivational, sarcastic, humorous one liners to take life easy and enjoy it while living it.Īlso See: Epic Sarcastic and Bitchy Quotes Some encouraging words and life lessons when put forward on a lighter note, then it makes the message clear and uplifts your mood and spirits. ![]() Looking for some humorous and funny wise quotes? We have rounded up the best collection of funny words of wisdom, quotes, sayings, funny jokes, phrases, one-liners, captions, status messages, (with images, pictures, meme,) to inspire you with wise words with a pinch of humor. ![]()
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